Punken Droker
Oh man, I'm having a breathalizer installed on my computer. Blew three bills last night in a classic case of PUI (Poker Under the Influence). So bad. I'm posting some of the "highlights" here for posterity, so hopefully I never do this shit again.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $136.30
UTG+1: $202
CO: $147
LearsFool: $202
SB: $95.45
BB: $476.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) LearsFool is Button with T♣ T♠
UTG raises to $6, 2 folds, LearsFool calls $6 (pot was $9), 2 folds.

Flop: 4♠ J♣ 6♥ ($15, 2 players)
UTG bets $8, LearsFool raises to $20, UTG calls $12 (pot was $43).

Turn: 2♣ ($55, 2 players)
UTG checks, LearsFool bets $25, UTG calls $25 (pot was $80).

River: 7♣ ($105, 2 players)
UTG bets $2, LearsFool calls $2 (pot was $107).

Results:
Final pot: $109
UTG showed J♠ K♦


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $219.85
UTG+1: $164.70
LearsFool: $121
Button: $98.25
SB: $453.55
BB: $190.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) LearsFool is CO with T♦ K♥
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $6, LearsFool calls $6 (pot was $9), Button calls $6 (pot was $15), SB folds, BB calls $4 (pot was $21).

Flop: 2♠ 5♥ K♣ ($25, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $8, LearsFool calls $8 (pot was $33), Button raises to $20, 2 folds, LearsFool calls $12 (pot was $61).

Turn: 3♣ ($73, 2 players)
LearsFool checks, Button bets $20, LearsFool calls $20 (pot was $93).

River: 4♠ ($113, 2 players)
LearsFool checks, Button bets $30, LearsFool calls $30 (pot was $143).

Results:
Final pot: $173
Button shows A♦ K♠
LearsFool mucks T♦ K♥

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $217
CO: $140.10
LearsFool: $37.10
SB: $88.65
BB: $252.65

Pre-flop: (5 players) LearsFool is Button with 2♠ J♥
UTG folds, CO calls $2 (pot was $3), LearsFool raises to $8, SB calls $7 (pot was $13), BB calls $6 (pot was $20), CO calls $6 (pot was $26).

Flop: A♠ 3♣ 5♠ ($32, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO bets $10, LearsFool folds, SB folds, BB calls $10 (pot was $42).

Turn: 6♠ ($52, 2 players)
BB checks, CO bets $16, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $16 returned to CO.

Results:
Final pot: $52

Luckily this was money that I built up from a 50$ buy-in so I just lost some "winnings". But still, so ridiculous!
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